That said, we are all adults here. Right?  I mean, except for those children whose shamefully neglectful parents have left them unattended and free to roam the internet in search of naughty digitized information that will forever scar their tender minds. If you are one of those minors, you MUST GO BACK to the CinePad home base right this instant. And we mean it, young man or young lady. This means you. Now scat!

Go ahead and check out the pretty pictures of India and the fun-filled info about the marvelous Floating Film Festival (even though I think there's a topless shot in there, but you have to look so close they just look like a couple of pixels).  Read about the movies that are not rated R or NC-17. Those are fun, wholesome activities for young minds. But whatever you do, do not read about the plumbing.  You simply must not click any further, that's all there is to it. You must not go past this page. In order to proceed, you must swear that you are 18 years of age and a citizen of a country in which traditional values are cherished. By clicking the adults-only PROCEED button below, you certify that you are a mature adult who is not in the least bit offended by exposure to the unthinkable, the unforgiveable, the unimaginable, and the unforgettable.