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Great god in heaven, what do you think you're doing? You should get some therapy.
Really, you've got a self-destructive streak a mile wide. You shouldn't be
here. Don't you realize that what you are about to see may be severely traumatic,
especially for those who truly appreciate film as an art form, as well as entertainment?
Has that not been made utterly clear to you? OK, its entirely up to you, but if you
proceed any further, you must acknowledge that Jeeem's CinePad
makes no guarantee that what you behold will not ruin movies for you forever.
Especially good movies some of the greatest movies of all time: Citizen Kane, Chinatown, Star Wars,
yes, even Bambi. All of them may be spoiled for all eternity if you exercise your
free will and choose to go on to the next page. Dont say we didnt warn you,
because we quite clearly did. Just then. And before that, too. And here comes another one:
Dont do it. We simply cannot be held responsible for how
many great films will be utterly destroyed if you continue on this reckless course, this
rendezvous with the Unknown indeed, with the Shouldnt Be Known.
Remember, once you've been exposed to
something toxic and horrid there is simply no going back to your previously untarnished
state. Innocence is not something that can be recaptured. To proceed, you must agree
that Jeeem's CinePad is not in the least responsible for any impairment of your ability to
enjoy or appreciate any or all future movie experiences due to your own,unprovoked (but
probably constitutionally protected in the U.S.) decision to view the page that comes
right after this one.
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